Klutz

We went clothes shopping today, something I always dread. Predictably, I didn't find anything but I did marvel that most plus-size clothes seem to be in man-made fabrics. Is it not bad enough to be big and sweat a lot without being punished by wearing clothes that make the sweating worse? We also found some men's athletic shoes, which surely must be made for athletic clowns. I can't imagine a heterosexual male (or one who doesn't have a big red nose) wearing these:

We did have more luck at Home Depot, where we bought a 7 1/2 ft. tall, pre-lit Christmas tree that had been marked down from $250.00 to just $62.25. It didn't come with a box unfortunately, so at the moment it's lending a festive air to the garage.
We put the Honda in the shop today to get a new master cylinder:

When the call came from Groovy Automotive that the car was ready, I tried to go outside to tell Adrian, but I stepped out wrong and went down like a ton of bricks. I strained my left ankle and my right knee badly. I've had an ice pack on my ankle for the last hour and my foot is frozen. It doesn't hurt terribly, so I'm sure it's just a strain. Still, what a klutz I am......